The Santaland Diaries returns to ZACH Theatre with a new look, new showtimes and a new elf. The Santaland Dairies starring J. Robert Moore will play ZACH’s Whisenhunt Theatre December 6 – December 30, 2018 under the direction of Nat Miller. David Sedaris’ ever-irreverent and cynical Crumpet is baaaack! The outlandish tale of a Macy’s elf merrily jingles to life in the intimate Whisenhunt at ZACH Theatre. In this holiday cult-classic, Crumpet sarcastically expounds on the talent it takes to juggle tinsel, tearful tots, and not-so-sober Santas during what is hailed as the most wonderful time of the year. 75 minutes of rollicking (and not so politically-correct) fun, this laugh-‘til-you-spill-your-cocktail evening will delight adult elves who like it more naughty than nice!

WHAT: The Santaland Diaries
WHERE: The Whisenhunt at ZACH Theatre
WHEN: December 6 –30, 2018 | Wednesday and Thursday at 7:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday at 6:30 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.
INFO/TICKETS: or 512-476-0594

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